20 things I learned about dating and sex in my 20's
1. Always pee after sex, even if you don’t feel you need to. Your bladder will thank you.
2. Just because they’re ugly doesn’t mean they are going to treat you well.
3. Tell your partner what you want and don’t be embarrassed about it.
4. Tinder is the best dating app only because it has the most choice.
5. Don’t drink on the first few dates with someone – the alcohol will make you think you get on better than you actually do!
6. Just because there’s been radio silence for a few hours doesn’t mean they’re not into you.
7. It’s tempting but don’t look up their exes – it’s never going to make you feel good about yourself. 8. If you want to go on a date with them then ask them and take charge. Life’s too short.
9. Try not to be emotionally slutty on the first date!
10. Sex is just sex, you don’t need to justify it to anyone.
11. Use protection. If you find yourself embarrassed or uncomfortable to ask them to use it then you definitely shouldn’t be having sex with them.
12. Know your deal breakers early and get them out of the way early so you don’t waste your time on somebody who secretly as 4 kids or hates animals.
13. Be honest and kind if you don’t wanna see them again. Nobody wants a pity date.
14. Hold off on introducing them to your friends/family too early.
15. Watch out for warning signs and end it immediately if they show up.
16. Morning sex far outweighs night time sex.
17. The same positions with different people are completely different.
18. Sexual compatibility can take a while. Good orgasms come to those who wait.
19. Dirty talking is only sexy when you’re horny. It must not be referenced without the heat of the moment.
20. If they fancy you with clothes on, they’ll like you with them off. They won’t expect to see a size 16’s body naked to look like a size 8.
2. Just because they’re ugly doesn’t mean they are going to treat you well.
3. Tell your partner what you want and don’t be embarrassed about it.
4. Tinder is the best dating app only because it has the most choice.
5. Don’t drink on the first few dates with someone – the alcohol will make you think you get on better than you actually do!
6. Just because there’s been radio silence for a few hours doesn’t mean they’re not into you.
7. It’s tempting but don’t look up their exes – it’s never going to make you feel good about yourself. 8. If you want to go on a date with them then ask them and take charge. Life’s too short.
9. Try not to be emotionally slutty on the first date!
10. Sex is just sex, you don’t need to justify it to anyone.
11. Use protection. If you find yourself embarrassed or uncomfortable to ask them to use it then you definitely shouldn’t be having sex with them.
12. Know your deal breakers early and get them out of the way early so you don’t waste your time on somebody who secretly as 4 kids or hates animals.
13. Be honest and kind if you don’t wanna see them again. Nobody wants a pity date.
14. Hold off on introducing them to your friends/family too early.
15. Watch out for warning signs and end it immediately if they show up.
16. Morning sex far outweighs night time sex.
17. The same positions with different people are completely different.
18. Sexual compatibility can take a while. Good orgasms come to those who wait.
19. Dirty talking is only sexy when you’re horny. It must not be referenced without the heat of the moment.
20. If they fancy you with clothes on, they’ll like you with them off. They won’t expect to see a size 16’s body naked to look like a size 8.
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